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Night club horror stories. Who has a story.
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Posted: 08/29/09
09:49 AM
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Well, I went out last night with my brother for the first time in a long time and visited a latin night club in Norwalk, Ct. called Club77. Some famous Puerto Rican Salsa singer was going to sing and the door charge was not so cool. It was $40 dollars. Ladies entered free. Any way, there was a lot of sexy bodies around and not so sexy bodies around. There was more non sexy bodies than I would have liked, but all the sexy bodies made up for the hags that showed up. I say hags, because they were older women. If they were cougars that's one thing, but they were unappealing old women acting like teenagers. Imagine if you will your grandma showing up in a mini skirt and dancing in front of you tryng to be sexy... I hope I painted the picture for you. LOL! OH!
I was drinking one of my many preffered drinks, Corona, and this lady stood next to me grasping my butt cheek. My gag reflex condition kicked into high gear when I turned my head and found a Nicaraguan woman, who I knew affectionately as grandma, performing the act of grasping my ass. I gag at the thought as I write this... She realised it was me and smiled like she didn't care. "GAG"! I've known this woman since I was a kid. She's my moms' friend! "GAAG"! I "GAAAG" at the thought again... What makes things worse is that there were 5 other older women that I also knew because they are my moms' friends. When they realised who I was also, THEY HUNG AROUND NEXT TO ME... DANCING.... "GAAAAG".... PROVOCATIVELY!!!!!!! "GAAAAAAAGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!! They hung out around me so much that my brother laughed jokingly at me and went to do his own thing. HE ABANDONED ME! He's messed up for that, but I still love him. What made things even more worse is that if I were looking to score some tail with any of the many very attractive south of the border honeys that attended the function, I COULDN"T. All the grandmas were blocking any attempt for me to look at any of the fine young tail walking past!!!! I went home sad, confused, upset and mostly... embarrased. At least my brother enjoyed him self.
That was my horror story at a night club. I have more stories, but they will be told as more stories come in on this thread.
How you drive is your buisness. Remember that you're not the only one on the road!
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Posted: 09/01/09
08:26 AM
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wow,lol.
i would be ... like, wow,lol.
that's some crazy stuff.
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Posted: 09/02/09
10:37 AM
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No doubt. The really bad thing about it was that no matter what I did to sneek away they seemed to move right along with me. I thought of how much of an unfortunate amount of luck I've had lately and chalked it up as another one of those moments... That night could not have gone any worse than that! Well, I could have gotten into a fight with some idiot thinking I was looking at his girl, but thankfully it didn't happen.
How you drive is your buisness. Remember that you're not the only one on the road!
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Posted: 09/05/09
07:09 PM
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Im sorry if this term is offensive, but they cockblocked you. well. I dont know the real term but you got what I meant.
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Posted: 09/06/09
10:56 AM
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Yeah, I do know. LOL! I was keeping it kosher for the younger crowd.
How you drive is your buisness. Remember that you're not the only one on the road!
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Posted: 09/09/09
01:14 PM
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There's people in a younger crowd than me?!! Im almost 16. 30some more days. Counting them down.
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Posted: 09/12/09
07:29 AM
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I hope that you see many, many more years! LOL! I've read posts on here from people as young as 12. It's a big responsibility for us to show these kids what we are really about. You know? It's not just about the cars we like, but how we act towards each other and how we share our love of this life style. Brand hating and shutting people out for being ignorant about cars isn't how we are to roll. A tuned tuned car is a tuned car no matter what the brand. Cool?
How you drive is your buisness. Remember that you're not the only one on the road!
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Posted: 09/14/09
04:28 AM
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It could have been worse, it could have actually been YOUR grandma.
Datsun Man!
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Posted: 09/14/09
02:10 PM
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OH! LOL! Good one and you're right. Thank the goddess it wasn't. If you read the the post, you've noticed in it that my brother abandoned me in my moment of need... Get this... he went out by himself this past weekend, got stupid drunk and got laid up with an old lady... Ready for who? One of the old brauds that knew my mom and wouldn't leave me be. LOL! Too funny. Turn about is fair play and karma is a *** LOL! I still love him, though.
 
How you drive is your buisness. Remember that you're not the only one on the road!
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Posted: 09/14/09
08:44 PM
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I never been much of a cluber, but damn if girls dont look good 6 shots in with all those flashing lights. Then you wake up in your hotel room the next day with 5 missed calls from some girl named jessie baby,and some scary ass pics on your phone!
Datsun Man!
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Posted: 09/15/09
03:35 PM
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hahaha oh those have to be the days. But 12 year olds? your supposed to be 18 to be in here. so 12?!?! LOL dang.
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Posted: 09/16/09
05:11 AM
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This is when i was 16 bud. Ocean City with a bottle of "tea". Lol. My friend rented the room.
Datsun Man!
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Posted: 09/16/09
02:31 PM
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I think he's reffering to the kids that visit this site, Shane. As long as they have an interest and we don't damage their fragile little minds, it's ok by me. LOL! Stories like this should educate them on what not to do as they become of age. You know? LOL! Going out is fun, but getting drunk and waking up in the morning not remembering who you tapped is not. LOL! Lessons, my brothers, lessons!
How you drive is your buisness. Remember that you're not the only one on the road!
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