I got pulled over because....

Lets hear it.  
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never have... gotten damn lucky quite a few times though  

Hmk. Anyone?  
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Here's one that I've gotten a lot, not lately, though. Thank GOD. This one happened two years ago shortly after I got the Rav back on the road; The police officer, " I pulled you over because there was a report of a vehicle just like this one being stolen"... My response...; "Yeah right... a purple RAV4 with TRD, H&R and Puerto Rico stickers and Bosal exhaust system! Just call it what it is, dude. It's a random, racial profile stop due to my show casing my race on my windshield and rear sticker. You think that because there has been history of latinos driving around with out insurance that you might get lucky. It's your mistake, SIR! Take my insurance, drivers licence and registration and curse between your lips about how messed up this makes you look! All is in order and it will serve you right to feel sorta dumb! Don't insult my inteligence with that crap!!" And I said it with a smile. LOL!  
How you drive is your buisness. Remember that you're not the only one on the road!

Haha Good one  
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I'm surprised at how lucky I've been not to have been arrested for being so polite and obnoxious at the same time. For minorities, it's part of being who we are. Being stopped for dumb reasons. There are a lot of us that don't help the situation, but not every minority drives illegally. Especially me, I'm anal about my driving responsibility/ previlege.  
How you drive is your buisness. Remember that you're not the only one on the road!

Ok heres one. I was in my friends car which is y I didnt run. His Shelby GT500 I did a burnout leaving a redlight far a good ways and saw the lights. it was night and he appearently wasnt running radar or I would have picked him up. Got a ticket 4 laying drag, unsafe start, reckless endangerment, lack of insurance, registration, not having a tag, blue street glow, and windows tinted to darkly and breaking sound ordanance.  
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What a list of things to get nailed for. Did he learn his lesson? You know, for lending you his car? LOL!
 
How you drive is your buisness. Remember that you're not the only one on the road!

Well I mean nothing came of it. Like Im gunno show up at court?! "umm hey dude is there a reason theres no tag on this thing.." "umm..no?" "ok"   -street racer? surely not- That guy had no IQ to let me go and not take me in.  
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LOL! No response! I'm laughing between coughs! LOL!  
How you drive is your buisness. Remember that you're not the only one on the road!

*hullbilly accent* Naw officer its a car with street glo body kit hood and roof scoop spoiler rader obvious mods and aint gota tag or insurance and im shore my purty mug is on a pikchure down at your station thang me layin drag and all. License? Shoot! Left it a home!!  
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HaHaHaHa! YEEEE-HAW! I don't care what you done say, that thur was a funny!  
How you drive is your buisness. Remember that you're not the only one on the road!

I actually do have a license but if he ran it ida been in trubl fo sho  
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Get it straightened out, bud. Don't mess with your licence. You'll regret it later when it's important. Said the man who's been through it.
 
How you drive is your buisness. Remember that you're not the only one on the road!

No my license is fine its not suspended or anything. Im the prob not the license. I mean how many times have I had a cop come up to me at a gas stationor whatever saying thers a bulliten out 4 a Gt-r and askn where I was last night yada yada. All I need is 4 them to connect me with sumthn like layin drag in a sports car. Thatl b the only connection they need to pin it all on me.  
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