Honda accord engine swamp

i have a 91 accord SE a/t... i want to tune up my car but i dont know where to start??  

what motor were you looking to put in? you definately want a jdm not a P.O.S. usdm engine and you probably want to go b18 or k20 but it all depends how much money you have and how much you want to spend  

He could make his current engine a fish tank! You know, because he wants an engine swamp! LOL! I had to point that out, I'm sorry. LOL! But 2000hcsi is right about the options he gave you. With all the aftermarket stuff available for the newer engines, it's wise to upgrade. Not much is out there for the older stuff.  
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(K20 do it up)  lol there are many options for the swap such as the B engines (b16,b18,b20) lol but if you want power and you got the money either go B18, K20, or even check into the newer accord engines F20,F22 engines lol start with looking into the engine swap. remember more power = new brakes + new suspension (and also remmember that itll all doesnt needs to go in at once)  

lol i can't honestly say i noticed he wanted a swamp. now don't i look like a idiot saying he should get a new motor. the hormone is right though and you should definately upgradee the brakes and suspension. the new accord motors are beasts though. my mom has the v6 and that thing's quick. what is the engine anyways, i haven't looked under the hood yet and salesman have no clue, at least the one we were dealing with  

Sales men are sheep. All they do is read off of some pamphlet and quote to you. I get that from the sales guys at my dealer. B-A-A-A-A-A-A! LOL! I've been hearing a lot of good things about the K20. I'de look into that.
In keeping with the sheep... One dude at my dealer said to me that he built up a Nissan Sentra, a 2002, with some slicks on the back wheels. So, I said, "Oh, you converted it?" And he said, "What?". I said, "You know, converted it so that you can use the slicks in the back." He said that it was still a front drive and that he had put slicks on for better traction on acceleration...
I had to blink several times and I jerked my shoulder a bit. I had to ask again, "You did what, now?"
He repeated it and I yelled, "Can we all say, HERE'S YOUR SIGN...?!"
You all know that this cat is a moron. A sales man! WOW! Sorry, I had to share that. I thought it was funny.
 
How you drive is your buisness. Remember that you're not the only one on the road!

lol wow poor guy.you did at least help him? lol  

wow... never have i heard that actually happening. lol my friend and i used to joke how funny that would be but i never thought it would happen.  

How could I not try and educate the poor boy. But you can only go so far before you find your self talking to the wall, which is what ended up happening to me. LOL! It's not my car, thankfully. LOL!  
How you drive is your buisness. Remember that you're not the only one on the road!

thank god eh. thats like having mud tires on a street truck that sits frame, which i saw...  

GET OUT! That's so funny!  
How you drive is your buisness. Remember that you're not the only one on the road!

ya, he supposedly hadn't got the new tires in yet but i was like come on. thats just terrible  

oh, i also saw a pos blazer with like a 9 inch body lift and otherwise stock  

How country can some one get...? HERE"S YOUR SIGN! LOL! That's cool because I've seen that as well in my wifes home town in Montrose, New York. I saw an early 80s Camaro done up the same way. They most likely like to mud bog or some thing. LOL! That's my wifes home town motto. "Montrose, home of the mud bog!" LOL!  
How you drive is your buisness. Remember that you're not the only one on the road!

ahhh thats awsome  honestly i hate guys that higher there truck and put biggass mud tires on them and use it as a daily driver. like what is that going to achieve? as quoted from grand theft auto 4 "im an accountant and i need a big truck to show my manhood" lol (picked up one of those playstation3's and got that game those radio stations on the game are awsome lol)