One of my techs thought of this and I found it funny enough to share with the import world.
1) Through quality control we will not FORD; Fix Or Repair Daily!
2) Through communication and customer education we CHEVROLET; Can't Have Expensive vehicle Repairs Or Lemons Entering Transit!
3) With proper quality parts and techs we insure our repairs and upgrades so that cars are not GMC; Getting Maintained Constantly!
4) We will prove our quality work because MOPAR; Most Other Pigs Ain't Runnin'!