Haha just kidding, but who has some good new Chuck Norris jokes? I know its a bit old, but you know it still cracks you up when you hear a good one, admit it haha.

Well let me start with this one:

"When Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, HE THROWS DOWNN!"   HAHAHAHAH  

1.when Chuck norris does pushups, he doesnt push himself up, he pushes the earth down.
2.chuck norris makes onions cry.
3. Chuck norris peels the avocado and eats the pit..

and thats about it....but here's an ariel atom joke

Random person seeing an ariel atom: "OMG look what those people did to that go cart!!"